7 Funny Wedding One-Liners
Written by Wendy Wilkes Wednesday, 02 June 2010 07:32
When did people start giving wedding toasts? Any idea? It wasn't until recently. That surprises many people. In spite of the recency of the tradition, the tradition seems to have taken hold. And now many people within the wedding party are expected to give toasts. Toasts can be solemn or funny. And they're a great chance to wish the couple well.When did people start giving wedding toasts? Any idea? It wasn't until recently. That surprises many people. In spite of the recency of the tradition, the tradition seems to have taken hold. And now many people within the wedding party are expected to give toasts. Toasts can be solemn or funny. And they're a great chance to wish the couple well.
Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple's big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won't be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here's some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.
If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you'll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.
1. To marriage . . . a word that means commitment . . . to an insane asylum.
2. Getting married for sex is like buying a meal for the free mint.
3. Want to remember your wife's birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.
4. What would it be like to live in a world without men? There'd be no crime, and a lot of happy fat women.
5. If it weren't for marriage, men wouldn't know how wrong they are.
6. A groom told his bride that he would go through hell for her. How right he was.
7. There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.